CHARACTERS:
HARRY HARE
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Real name: Harry Hamilton Hare Height: 3 ft. 11 in. Weight: 75 lbs. Occupation: Ex-television/movie personality, private detective Base: Los Angeles, California |
MATT MALLARD
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Real name: Matthew Mad Duck Mallard Height: 3 ft. 10 in. Weight: 70 lbs. Occupation: Ex-television/movie personality, private detective Base: Los Angeles, California |
PRETTY AGENT CUTIE LOVE
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Real name: Megumi Mahara Eyes: Blue Hair: Blonde Height: 4 ft. 11 in. Weight: 105 lbs. Occupation: Former TV stuntwoman, high school student, secretary, superhero Base: Los Angeles, California |
ROY RUSTLE
· Roy Rustle – ex-undercover Interpol agent with a dark past; born in Canada but moved to L.A. at 16; chain smoker, although Harry encourages him to cut down once in a while; has connections around the city to look for valuable information and clues, as well as suspects’ whereabouts; drives a 1987 Honda Accord sedan; hobbies include listening to jazz music and collection LP’s of 1940’s big band musicians; favorite food are chili dogs; expert in Kung Fu and other Chinese martial arts; crack shot; his preferred weapon is a H&K USP .45 pistol; one of Harry’s assistants
YOKO HAYES
· Yoko Hayes – Yoko Hayes was the first ever female to join the US Navy SEALS. Her extraordinary resilience during training and incredible service record makes her one of the best warriors the military ever produce, but unfortunately it’s also a public relations disaster. Knowing the public not yet ready for a female SEAL, Yoko’s superiors gave her another chance to return to Naval Intelligence where she was a telecommunications officer before joining the SEALS. But she doesn’t want to return to another lousy desk job again. So they discharged her to civilian life. Enraged, Yoko moved to Los Angeles in search for something that calls for her unique skills. She decided to join Harry Hare's detective agency and ended up with a reluctant but irritating partner, estranged ninja Will Madison. Yoko is furious working with Will, especially his romantic, somewhat perverted attitude towards her, ended Will getting the business end of Yoko’s “Pervert Punch”. They end up guarding high-paying clients and getting involving with a lot of criminals along the way. But in the shadows, Yoko’s sexist former commander is waiting, for what purpose, she don’t know. Yoko is a tomboy with a tough exterior and angry comment toward sexist males. She sometimes has a violent temper and knocks perverts and peeping toms into the stratosphere with her fist. But underneath her tough skin lies a sweet and compassionate soul with a sense of honor and justice. She can’t stand her partner’s carefree attitude and reminds him, tough physical abuse, that he should be more responsible to the job at hand rather than being lazy. Yoko rather prefers wearing pants rather than skirts, especially after her first days as a bodyguard. Yoko’s favorite hobby is collective knives. Her favorite food is broiled fish. Yoko, as a former SEAL, is trained in hand-to-hand combat and weaponry. She is also trained in explosives and counter-espionage. She is the first female to undergo and graduate from HALO and UDT training. She is arguably one of the best female knife-fighters in the world. Prior to joining the SEALS, she was a Naval Intelligence officer, meaning she is an expert with satellite surveillance, computers and intelligence gathering. She is a highly trained swimmer, diver, gymnast and athlete. She can hold her breath underwater for seven minutes. She has gifted detective skills. Her preferred handgun is either a Heckler and Koch Mark 23 .45 (which she is surprisingly able to handle with ease) or a Sig P226 9mm.
Yoko drives in a 1997 Chevrolet Camaro and rides in a Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle.
WILL MADISON
· David Madison – Will Madison is a half-Japanese is a former master ninja. He is an estranged son of a wealthy transportation tycoon who left a live of luxury and privilege, along with getting away from his parents’ bitter fights, for enlightenment in a remote Japanese village where he was trained to become a superhuman assassin. But after finishing his training, the village is not prepared for a half-American to carry their secret trade, so they banished him. Years later, fate to intervene as Will bump heads, literary, with Yoko Hayes, an ex-Navy SEAL (the first female ever) who applied for employment at Harry Hare's detective/bodyguard service in Los Angeles. Not backing down from a challenge, and the sigh of a beautiful girl, Will accept. Since then, Will and Yoko made an uncanny, somewhat uneasy, partnership. Will, despite being trained as a stealthy assassin, is lazy, carefree, and adventuresome. He has a lighthearted, and wiseass, personality, which is the opposite of Yoko’s tough, take-no-prisoners attitude. Yoko always complains his Will’s laziness that she uses psychical abuse to knock him to work. Their business disagreements and opposing outlooks on life leads them to heated arguments, which unfortunately in the end, Yoko wins. Will always love a challenge every time a client hires them. He has a knack for the fast life and faster women, especially when he fashioned himself as a ladies’ man, though he occasionally gets too perverted (which resulted in Yoko punch him into the stratosphere.) His favorite hobbies are poker (specifically Texas-Hold-‘Em) and listening to Frank Sinatra songs. His favorite food is sweet and sour chicken. As a trained ninja, Will is an expert in ninjistu and hand-to-hand combat, as well as an expertise in martial arts swords, knives, and implements. He is an expert marksman with a bow and arrow, and any modern or old-style crossbow. He has superior reflexes and agility. His chi energy techniques as so powerful, they even rival some from the village he trained from: one example is his “Supermodel Jitsu”, where he transforms into a bikini-clad female supermodel as stuns his opponent (to further explain his perverseness). Another example is his “Multiplication Jitsu”, where he supernaturally multiplies to several clones of himself to maximize fighting abilities against an enemy. He is also an expert in Japanese theology, oriental medicine and healing arts, and ancient Japanese mythology.
· Ratfink Rolligan – ‘Toon rat and head of L.A.’s biggest crime syndicate; believes that Harry Hare and his crew were interfering in his plans to control all the world’s ‘toons and using them for his criminal activities
· Choas Coyote – One of Harry’s onscreen adversaries who is now a anti-toon hitman for Rolligan’s syndicate; seeks personal revenge on Harry of their onscreen shenanigans; has a Texas accent and wears a fancy cowboy’s outfit with ‘toon six-shooters that fire very “special” ammunition
· Crusher the Gorilla – ‘toon gorilla and Choas Coyote’s partner-in-crime; has a very unique British accent and gentleman-like attitude, and can resort of brute violence when provoked; hobbies include squashing Harry and Matt like pancakes and sipping earl-grey tea; favorite food (besides bananas) is crackers and crumpets
· Amadeus – Megumi’s adorable alien talking puppy; he was the one who first gave Megumi her special powers and assigns her as Earth’s guardian; tags along with Megumi on her adventures; ends most of his sentences with “Woof, woof!”
· Sally Sutherland – Ex-CIA intelligence officer and part-time assistant to Harry’s team; blonde-haired; sexily dressed in a short miniskirt, silk blouse and brown business jacket; very professional and at times forceful; has connections with her former comrades at the agency for information; likes to occasionally flirt with Roy when he’s not at work (they usually share a beer at bars); hobbies include race-car driving and gambling; favorite food is mushroom soup; master at karate, kung fu and tae kwon do; her preferred weapon is Sig-Sauer P226 9mm pistol
· Roger Jameson – Local high school geek and part-time assistant to Harry’s team; expert computer hacker; favorite school subjects are chemistry and home economics; trained medic; vast knowledge of Japanese Anime shows and characters; hobbies include role-playing games, attending science fiction conventions and flirting with cheerleaders (although he gets slapped in the end); favorite foods are garlic fries and pizza with the works
· James Ace – One of L.A.’s best and well-known private eye who retired years ago and disappeared from the limelight; extraordinary detective skills; beloved bodyguard of some of the world’s well-known celebrities; fan of Harry’s career since his early movie days; willing to lend a hand to Harry and his friends whenever they’re in a tight jam; hobbies include collecting Frank Sinatra memorabilia and shooting darts; favorite food is lentil soup and black coffee; preferred weapon is a Colt 1911A1 .45 pistol
· Gary Donald/Moonlight Crusader – Megumi’s high school classmate who secretly aids her Cutie Love alter ego as the mysterious Moonlight Crusader; dressed in a white Arabic uniform; has a secret crush on Cutie Love, while not knowing her secret identity, yet; hobbies include reading romance novels and playing in arcades; favorite food is chicken pasta
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